Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Meeting the critics

Welcome to our blog. This is a place where we buy all manner of dog treats and judge them like fancy critics. We aim to find out what treats are good for dogs while also being appealing enough to do embarrassing tricks for them.

And who better to judge the quality of dog treats, than two beautiful, dusky pooches able to hear a biscuit box open from across the house?




You can see that fiercely competitive spirit in their eyes; that hunger for answers to their many questions, such as "which treat is best for training?", "will we ever find a meat we don't enjoy?" and "exactly how many of these can we eat and still have room for dinner?"

So, who is making the tough decisions on our plethora of offerings?





"I am Willow. I represent the vote of the young, active, 'I'm a big dog now' crowd. Everyone is my friend and I love to wrestle, so I'm always hungry. I don't yet know many tricks, but I'm on the look-out for the perfect rewards to help me learn (which is anything a human has touched)."




"My name is Trigger and I'm the best and loudest guard dog you've ever met. I'm the oldest and the fastest. I can do so many tricks you'll surely be amazed. I'm also so skinny that I can eat all the snacks in the house, no matter what the humans say. If only I didn't have a sensitive stomach..."

Such impressive credentials. Let's see what they reveal to us as the snack cabinet grows ever fuller!

Little Stars

The first treat that we brought for our critics to review is a simple one: it certainly doesn't look too fancy and isn't one of thos...